Andy Newbold
Meet my office assistant

Today is an admin day which means I'm holed up in my office doing boring stuff but my little helper Alfie will be chattering away no doubt. He has a little perch (the top of my iPad) and I'm sure he thinks he is helping. If ignored for long he repositions himself to a place where he can't be missed - the keyboard.

.... only wish I could stop him crapping on my function keys!